sorry i cant reblog that, i have standards
Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the water drops look like stars.
THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS
doctor: I’m afraid you have a rare disease called onomatopoeia
patient: is it serious?
doctor: it’s just as bad as it sounds
not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”
to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels