spankmehardbarry:

sorry i cant reblog that, i have standards

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breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the water drops look like stars.

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

deanisadisneyprincess:

doctor: I’m afraid you have a rare disease called onomatopoeia
patient: is it serious?
doctor: it’s just as bad as it sounds

iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

chickenshit:

real birds tweet on twitter

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

w is not a vowel —every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

4gifs:

They see me rollin. [video]

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