deair:

when parents tell you not to do the thing but 5 seconds later they do the thing

grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

jakemalik:

double chins are what make us human

teencry:

do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep

8yrs:

masturb88:

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

ORTHODONTIST

spoken-not-written:

who-lligan:

artbymoga:

promising-promises:

princesssugarbutt:

So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up

THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL

Is this accurate? Is this what it’s actually like to not be able to see clearly?

yes

shaqsince95:

exilethepoet:

bodhiandsoul:

Bruce Lee

you know why they make jokes about chuck norris and not bruce lee? because bruce lee ain’t no joke..

^

two fingers yo 

evilqueenofgallifrey:

trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk:

yourroyalpenis:

You don’t fuck with Adele

#that’s why her hair is so big #it’s full of secrets

isn’t this exactly what Tyrion Lannister did

hangovers:

imreallycoolandfriendly:

hangovers I just opened this why is there a cat on your head

KITTY!!!!!!!!

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

Luna that means someone is selling drugs there

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