when parents tell you not to do the thing but 5 seconds later they do the thing
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep
Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.
So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding up
THIS IS VERY ACCURATE
THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL
Is this accurate? Is this what it’s actually like to not be able to see clearly?
you know why they make jokes about chuck norris and not bruce lee? because bruce lee ain’t no joke..
two fingers yo
You don’t fuck with Adele
isn’t this exactly what Tyrion Lannister did
hangovers I just opened this why is there a cat on your head