floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

netflixz:

driving past your old elementary school likeimage

secretpapi:

why does garfield even hate mondays? he doesn’t have a job. he hasn’t felt the crippling pressure of capitalism. he is only a cat.

unshaped:

THE FOOT IS KILLING ME

xo-taradactyl:

I initially wanted to have just a book giveaway BECAUSE OMG WTF in Gone Girl and needed someone to commiserate/panic with me. Two of my best friends got the Chris Colfer books for me…and I just want the winner to be somebody who enjoyed them as much as I did.

FYI - this giveaway is limited only to US citizens.

What you will get:

  • a flower wreath (made be me!)
  • unworn black and white striped leggings (size M)
  • a cute ass journal
  • a pair of fake eyelashes
  • a pair of glasses 
  • various bracelets and a ring (from FOREVER21)
  • a skull made of out of coal (?)
  • various lip stuffs (I want to stress that although they might be open, they are unused)
  • new red Chinese Mary-Janes (size 7.5-8) 
  • The Feminine Mistake, Gone Girl, Struck by Lightning, and the Land of Stories: The Wishing Spell.

I will pick the winner on AUGUST 22!

You do NOT have to be following me and ONLY reblogs count.

Good luck - if you have any questions/comments, don’t hesitate to ask.

July 22 with 47 notes via ;

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU MEAN EVERYDAY

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